The BCC Project

600073

2006-10-30T18:45:00.000-08:00

AGE: 31
ORIGIN: England
STATS: 7 cms

I used the papier mâché mould again to capture this member. While in a state of relaxation (apparently something to do with too much nipple tassle twirling the night before – don’t ask!), this is a neat job with an unusually-shaped base. Three of these flying across her wall would have cheered Hilda Ogden up immensely:

Plastercaster

2006-10-30T10:08:00.000-08:00

I saw this the other day and thought you might like it. It's an interview with Cynthia Plastercaster, legendary groupie and rock star penis immortaliser, and she raises some very valid points. It should also make you appreciate the fact that I'm using quick and harmless alginate and not slow and harsh plaster of paris. Enjoy!

600021

2006-10-30T10:00:00.000-08:00

AGE: 58
ORIGIN: England
STATS: tbc

Our oldest participant so far, this one has been though marriage, children, divorce and serious health issues (and probably a whole lot more), yet no signs of wear and tear!
This time I used a cut-down version of my previous papier mâché mould, which meant good support and less mess, plus the modification meant I had better access and could see where there were spots that needed covering with alginate. No problems with this one, although I think it was cast at a funny angle, hence its jaunty stance.
It may also interest you to know that the owner of this member writes novels about the Old West. The following pays homage to his talents:

Fuckaroo!

600052b

2006-10-30T08:42:00.000-08:00

(see 600052a for details)
STATS: tbc

The second attempt at 600052 came out perkier, but again the weight of the alginate was an issue, so this impeding this member’s full potential (I used the freeform method again). It’s good and sturdy though, with a mere hint of the head and still no sign of the Prince Albert. Again, this could be due to the presence of foreskin, but I have a feeling it broke off in the mould and so was lost forever. I think it was also cast at a funny angle, hence the strange shape of the whole piece. However, a pair of them would make excellent bookends:

600052a

2006-10-30T08:17:00.000-08:00

AGE: 31
ORIGIN: England
STATS: tbc

While I don’t usually cast ‘n’ post multiples of the same member, I thought I’d post both results of this one because they were quite different. This also presented a number of firsts - the much-appreciated assistance of a fluffer (a.k.a. the volunteer’s girlfriend), plus the presence of a Prince Albert. Unfortunately the Prince Albert didn’t come out on this one, which is probably due to the foreskin hiding it. The volunteer complained about the weight of the alginate, which may go some way to explaining its rather flattened appearance (I used the freeform method here). I also think that the water I used was colder than it should have been, meaning that it took longer to set (the member was fully erect at the start), not to mention the possibility of cold water shock on the member.

Still, this is a nice example with good veining and foreskin visible. I also think it would make an excellent door knocker:

600079

2006-10-30T07:34:00.000-08:00

AGE: 26
ORIGIN: England
STATS: tbc

While the patrons of a certain Irish bar in Leeds were engrossed in watching Celtic’s thrashing of Dundee Utd (4-1, stats fans), strange things were afoot in the ladies’ toilets. Use of the freeform ‘slap it on’ method meant I captured the full extent of the low-slung testes. In and out within 20 minutes, this was an exercise in speed and stealth which came off well.

Yorkshire Puddings

2006-10-16T15:41:00.000-07:00

This weekend has been a series of casting firsts. My first foray across the Pennines saw the first casting in a public place (well, the toilets of an Irish bar); my first pierced member; and not forgetting my first assistant-cum-fluffer...very useful! The results of these cherry-popping moments will be with you in due course :-)

So I'm back in the swing of things and getting through 'em like a whore on speed. Last night when I went to bed, every time I closed my eyes I could see stone scrotums. At some point in the future I know I'm going to end up dreaming about giant white phalluses chasing me down the street.

600070

2006-10-16T14:15:00.000-07:00

AGE: 39

ORIGIN: England

STATS: 12 cms

No problems with this one. Having discovered a better and sturdier brand of alginate, I dispensed with the papier mâché support and just slapped it on, which was messy but effective. Observe the excellent frenum detail!

600050

2006-09-27T04:42:00.000-07:00

AGE:21

ORIGIN:Argentina

STATS: 14cm

This Argentinian/Italian stallion held up very well, further bolstering my theory that a spot of Latino blood goes a long way towards quality and stamina (see see 600016).

This volunteer claimed he was up for anything; his manhood didn’t let him down.

Wake Me Up When September Ends

2006-09-27T03:58:00.000-07:00

Greetings all,

After a summer of sunning myself in ~~The Hamptons~~ Manchester's top resorts (haha), I'm back to take on another round of casting. If you've been in contact with me about participating, then please bear with me as I get back into the swing of things. Whilst mainly pestering the student population of Manchester, I'll also be aiming to get round the country a bit more. This will be akin to a military operation so I'll be nipping out in a bit to buy a table-sized map, bags of little plastic men and a false Melchett-esque moustache. OK, Darling?

In the meantime, I'm going to post up a pre-Solstice percy. Enjoy.

Update

2006-05-14T18:34:00.000-07:00

Apologies to all if you've been waiting for me to take action for any reason. Bank holidays, school holidays and teacher strike days have really messed with my schedule, and this is not the sort of thing you can do with a small child on the prowl. Then just when you least expect it, some snidey bugger comes along and generously shares their flu with you. Thanks a bunch.

Anyway, I'm done sniffing and sleeping and have finally able to get stuff done. I resnapped the casts I've done already and reposted in chronological order, so you can see progress in action and problem solving at its best. I've also added details of what to do with your rubber mould when you get it, so you can "try it yerself", as Neil Buchanan says. I do recommend the chocolate - now you finally find out what it's like to suck your own cock. Kind of.

Tomorrow's job will be to attack the inbox, catch up on everything and round up some more ~~victims~~ volunteers. Do bear with me though, I'm a lone ranger and it's a tough job!

Pimp My Snack Cock

2006-05-14T17:49:00.000-07:00

In a flash of Easter-inspired experimentation, I had a go at casting a cock out of chocolate. I think it worked pretty well. And I had a lot of fun eating it. Hehe.

Anyway, I'm a lady who likes to share, so here's how. You wouldn't get this kind of quality instructional entertainment on Blue Peter.

CREATING A CHOCOLATE COCK

You will need to make a cardboard support for the mould. An easy way to get the basic shape is to use a water-based pen (or anything washable) to outline the rim of the mould before pressing down onto sturdy cardboard.

Cut out the shape, trimming for a snug fit. Wash the mould thoroughly and dry well (especially inside) before inserting into the hole. Use a deep jug or similar vessel to rest the cardboard on.

Slowly melt the chocolate in a bowl over hot water.When melted and smooth, allow to cool (as much as possible without it setting) before spooning intomould. Squeeze the mould to ensure even filling.

Squeeze the mould gently to remove any air bubbles. Level off the surface with the edge of a knife and wipe the edges clean with a damp cloth or moist kitchen roll.

Place the filled mould in the refrigerator for as long as possible (preferably overnight).When fully set, gently peel back the mould. Wash the mould and dust with cornflour to protect it.

ENJOY!

Care of your Latex Mould

2006-05-14T17:47:00.000-07:00

Short and sweet: a few tips on looking after your latex mould. If you treat it well it can give you up to around 50 copies. That’s a lot of replica cock.

Avoid using oil-based lubricants and casting media (vaseline, etc) as these could rot the rubber.
Wash and dust with talcum powder or cornflour after use.
Store in a cool dark place.

If I have forgotten anything, please let me know!

Casting Materials

2006-05-14T17:37:00.000-07:00

Some of you will be in possession of a nice piece of latex now, and are no doubt wondering what to do with it. Here’s what you need to know regarding materials and casting.

~PLASTER OF PARIS

This works well and is readily available, but isn’t as sturdy as stone powder.

Quantity: 1 part water, 2 parts plaster of paris by volume.

Suggested amount:
½-¾ pint water (depending on size of mould), 1-1½ pint plaster
or
1-1½ mugs water, 2-3 level mugs plaster

~STONE POWDER (herculite)

Available from some craft shops. Some suggestions here :

Fred Aldous

Homecrafts

Trylon

You may be able to get it in some hardware stores, although I am unsure if they do it in small quanties (e.g. 1kg). This is much harder then plaster of paris and gives great detail.

Quantity: 1 part water, 3 parts stone plaster by volume.

Suggested amount:
½-¾ pint water (depending on size of mould), 1½ -2¼ pint stone plaster
or
1-1½ mugs water, 3-4.5 level mugs stone plaster

*METHOD FOR PLASTER OR PARIS/ STONE POWDER*

Prepare your latex mould for filling. Take some strong card and cut out a hole in the centre which will fit snugly round the bottom of the mould (it may help to mark around the edge of the opening with a water-based pen, ink or food dye and pressing it down on the card to make a guide mark. Use this to cut and shape the hole to fit. Push the mould through the hole so the lip sits on the top. Hang the mould in a bucket or large bowl, resting the cardboard across the top. Ensure the whole shebang is sturdy.

Measure out the water into a large bowl or small bucket. Slowly shake the powder into the water and stir slowly (using your hand is best). Try not to get too many bubbles into the mixture. When the mixture thickens to the consistency of thick cream/custard, it is ready to use. Pour into the prepared mould until ¾ full, squeeze out any bubbles, then top up, squeeze gently, level off and leave to set, preferably overnight. Often full hardness will not be achieved for a couple of days, so leave for as long as possible (and resist the urge to add Viagra).

When hard, slowly peel off the mould. You can then file and sand any rough edges (make sure you wear a mask as this can get dusty). Wash and dry your mould, then dust with talc or cornflour and store (more information on care of your mould can be found here).

For a more visual guide to filling your mould, click here.

If you wish to paint your plaster cast afterwards, applying a layer of white (PVA) glue to the surface will prevent the paint from seeping into the porous surface.

~RESIN

Personally I have not used this resin before, but it is the best thing if you wish you make a sturdy cast for more practical purposes. Also, it won't destroy the latex.

If you’re interested in this, here are some useful links. If you need any more assistance, drop the relevant company a line and I'm sure they'll be happy to help.

Trylon

Homecrafts

Homecrafts (waterbased)

Homecrafts

NOTE: If you intend to put your resin cock anywhere other than your mantelpiece (if you know what I mean), make sure you protect yourself by rolling on some adequate protection (if you know what I mean).

~CHOCOLATE See here.

Of course, you can always experiment with something different – do let me know the result! Just remember that whatever you use can’t get too hot as it will melt the latex (this includes wax and glycerine soap). Also, beware of using anything oil-based as it can damage the latex. (Matthew Barney, I’m talking to you and your Vaseline stash.)

If you do try anything unusual, do let me know how you get on. Send some photos and descriptions my way and we can share the knowledge with everyone else!

600032

2006-05-14T17:20:00.000-07:00

AGE: 24
ORIGIN: England
STATS: 9.5 cms

I used the papier mâché mould again, but should have perhaps padded it out a little with newspaper as its ‘one size fits all’ capability means it’s sometimes a little too spacious (meaning no disrespect to 600032 there). Also, the owner laid back which I don’t think worked as well as standing up or perching on the edge of a seat and leaning into it.

Interesting tale with this one: I cast this while staying with my puritanical mother, where penises and creative mess are generally frowned upon (she's not a lesbian - it's just that in her opinion it's not ladylike to be messing with trouser snakes. LOL.) I had to wait until she had gone to bed before stealthily working in the back yard and kitchen. I have *never* been so tidy in all my life, haha. Anyway, that night I was at home to Mr. Cock-Up as the support leaked, welding the whole thing to the mug it was sitting in. I had to wait three days with the cock chaos hidden in my room before I could get it out again. I managed to free the Trouser One by chipping away at the mug and its contents with a hammer and chisel (again, trying hard to conceal an almighty mess.) When it finally freed itself, the relief washed over me in an awesome wave.

600046

2006-05-14T17:15:00.000-07:00

AGE: 21
ORIGIN: England
STATS: 10 cms

Nerves struck again I fear, but it didn't matter as we ended up with a good cast of a cock in repose. Americans take note - this is what a good healthy foreskin looks like.

600011

2006-05-14T17:10:00.000-07:00

AGE: 38
ORIGIN: England
STATS: 10.5 cms

This has to be the fastest casting so far – in and out in less than 30 minutes! This time I used a new method, pouring the paste into a pre-prepared papier mâché casing. Recycling at its finest! This gave good support to the mould and consequently the best result so far. This is a sturdy chap with a bold presence in the testicle area. NOTE: someone forgot to have a pubic trim here. This resulted in a lot of testicle tugging as I tried to get the mould off. Be warned.

600016

2006-05-14T17:06:00.000-07:00

AGE: 31
ORIGIN: Italy
STATS: 13 cms

I decided to dispense with the bag method for this one and try the ‘direct application’ approach. This would have worked pretty well at the first attempt; however, the model had a more challenging problem than stage fright! This funster wouldn’t go down no matter how hard I tried, and my delicate handling only seemed to make things worse. To cut a long story short, it took four attempts and one off the wrist to get this baby in one piece. Even then, the mould cracked a little, causing the cast to come out slightly twisted, but I find this somewhat representational of the ‘wild stallion’ nature of the member concerned. Also visible around the shaft is some neat circumcision scarring, a mark of its Jewish Italian heritage.

600018

2006-05-14T17:01:00.000-07:00

AGE: 38
ORIGIN: England
STATS: 10.5 cms

Here I used the bag method again. It was better this time as I was quicker to move the paste around in the bag but it wasn’t easy and still not perfect. Failed to get all the whole scrotal sac in either but it still looks pretty good and stands up nicely. I had to do a little repair work to the head where the mould was weak and buckled. I couldn’t leave it distorted; it looked too painful.

600031

2006-05-14T16:55:00.000-07:00

AGE: 26
ORIGIN: England
STATS: 11 cms

600031 was quite nervous, as nervous as anyone would be with a demanding jug-wielding woman on your case anyway!
In this case I used the advice given to me by the alginate suppliers and put the paste in a bag before applying it. This worked better than applying it by hand (i.e. you didn’t get covered in it and it didn’t all drop off) but the end result wasn’t as good as I expected. Despite best efforts, the mould buckled somewhat and distorted the end. This exposed some interesting detail in the banjo string area.

600001

2006-05-14T16:45:00.000-07:00

AGE: 22
ORIGIN: Australia
STATS: 11 cms

My first willing victim, willing due to the fact that he was handcuffed to the ceiling and blindfolded. I applied the paste by hand, which was a fast and fiddly job and preferred to stick to my hand more. Also, the cool temperature forced a slight retraction of tackle, but it gives for great head/foreskin detail.

Update

2006-04-11T19:44:00.000-07:00

First of all, apologies for the slow update! It’s obvious that I can’t handle a glut of cock! Women - know your limits! I have been beavering away like a good 'un ever since!

London was good but it confirmed my fears that I am going to have to find a stationary location in order to maximise time. If anyeone owns a shop/hotel/pub/similar establishment wwith a back room or whatever in the major cities of the UK, do let me know!

The casts I took in London was a real exercise in alginate application – working with a model that is both unseen and unpredictable is not easy! But having come back and taken stock, I’ve been able to modify my technique somewhat. You’ll be able to see the difference when I put up the post-London efforts. Also, it was pretty hot in London so modifying the technique in anticipation of a hot summer was as best I could was a sensible thing to do.

In the meantime, I’ll be off duty for the next week as there’s chocolate to be eaten… so bear with me. Easter holidays really mess you about!

I will also be posting the first casting kits to our long-distance participants in the next day or so. That’ll be a nice surprise for someone…

One from the Sack

2006-03-28T12:41:00.000-08:00

I got this e-mail today and I think it raises some good points. It's a good starting point for an explanation, anyway:

I followed a link to the BCC Project site a couple of days ago and, after thinking about it, have to say I'm tempted.I've had my cock handled non-sexually by women in the past and a hard on is one thing that I've assumed would be unwelcome, though perhaps not rare, in such circumstances. What fascinates me is the paradox of being sexually stimulated in an apparently non-sexual context. The only way I can resolve the paradox is if exhibitionist tendencies are involved. In which case the context wouldn't be entirely non-sexual for the exhibitionist, only for you. Does that bother you or are you counting on it to get the results you want?You've really got me thinking! Does my being tempted mean I have a tendency to exhibitionism?I'd like to know more about your display of penis statuettes. What purpose will it serve? Will the casting project itself (both the subjects' and your reaction to the process) be analysed in any way?

I think there is a certain amount of exhibitionism involved, but I think it's just a by-product of self-pride. There's a lot of Little Chap Pride out there! So far I haven't had any replies from anyone who really doesn't like their penis (or has serious size or appearance issues), which would be interesting... Those that have some kind of flaw have pointed it out but I haven't really sensed any negativity, just acceptance (although that might become more apparent on meeting the person and doing the actual casting).

As for the stimulation, well... if that fact that I'm watching you get erect gets you erect, well that's OK with me, just keep it to yourself and don't try anything on ;-) (This could also serve as an exercise in self-restraint, haha) If it's getting the job done, I don't really care what you think about.

I myself am at an age where I can comfortably handle a cock without an attack of the vapours. I also have an excellent self-control and a killer poker face so even if I did find it to be the most attractive cock in the world then you probably wouldn't know. And I wouldn't tell you either ;-)

You know, I like the fact that you can never tell quite what a person's thinking about when they are thinking about sex. In your head is the only truly private place there is, and it's up to you how much you reveal to others. What I will be watching and capturing is the byproduct of what's going on inside your head. What use is genitalia without an imagination?

Only that person will know what they were thinking about when their cast was produced. And the physical representation of that person (in this case, the phallus) reveals absolutely nothing about that. So even though there is an erection, the eroticism has been removed, at least to some extent. You may disagree with me here and find the whole thing ridiculously horny.

Also, by using the white stone powder and making everyone's entry a uniform colour, you eliminate all hints of race and colour, therefore removing such issues. Obivously if I identified them all by race or heritage then you might have a very different angle on your hands...

You're right about the 'unwelcome erection'! Maybe this is an 'unleash the beast' moment for all previous embarrassments! Or maybe it won't work that way, I don't know! We shall see!

I don't really know what purpose this will serve. I guess it's an anthropomorphical and socio-sexual experiment, and for all sorts of reasons. The aesthetic qualities are obviously fascinating to me. Maybe a meaning or purpose will come when I decide how to display them, because that in itself could lead to a million different meanings. I have had a few ideas but it all depends on the success of the turnout.

I am open to suggestion as to what people want to see on the blog, how much or what they want to know, or even how much they want to add themselves. I am hoping people will want to share their experience with the others (anonymously, naturally). Audience participation is vital to this project, so if you want to start a discussion about something in particular, then just shout out. Analysis will come with experience and a lot of late-night pondering. Contemplating genitals instead of navels seems like good fun to me :-)

I also really like the detachment involved in the process. Your most private part is on display yet you as a character are completely detached from it. There is no personality behind it, and really no way of linking it to a face or a person. Only you (and your loved ones) will know which one is you. But then it also raises the point of whether you can pick your own out from a crowd!

I am forgetting to mention the aesthetic! How many people get the chance to sit and study an erection in detail? I think penises are most interesting visually in that there are may layers and textures to be found in a small area, not to mention the odd imperfection. The fact that something can TOTALLY change shape (an unaroused state being absolutely no indication of what it'll look like erect) and be unpredictable in nature is also appealing... and to capture it as a solid state when usually it'll be constantly moving and shaking is exciting, a 3D snapshot...

Have I missed anything? If so, drop me a line! Questions and comments welcome!

Cock Rings

2006-03-27T04:14:00.000-08:00

Use of a cock ring may be something you wish to try for the casting, so I’ve put together some information for those of you not in the know. Before you ask, it is not compulsory, but is something you may like to play with and include in your casting if you find it to your satisfaction. PLEASE NOTE: I will not be held responsible for any accidents caused in your personal experimentation :-)

A cock ring is a band or ring which fits snugly round behind the balls, constricting the shaft of the penis and slowing down the flow of blood. This leads to increased rigidness and can help sustain the eroction for longer. Visually, you can expect some serious veinage on the shaft and your scrotum to be caught up in a snug-looking package (which may not look as natural as a free-swinging sac but you may find pleasing nonetheless).

Ready-made cock rings are widely available in a massive range of styles, sizes and materials (everything from metal rings to leather straps). However, if you don’t wish to go out and buy one, you can easily make your own with pretty much anything you have lying round the house. I have known guys use everything from cable ties (ensure they are easy-release, or that you are going to be able to cut it off easily) to hairbands (knitted bands are best); watch straps to soft, thick string, fastened lasso or chokechain style for ease of adjustment. You could even take a trip to the hardware store and see what they have to improvise with. Just make sure that there are no sharp edges on whatever you use, otherwise things could get quite sore!

The idea is for the band to constrict only slightly – too tight and you could cause yourself a lot of pain and even injury! So when adjusting to fit (or finding a ring that fits) it’s important to start big and gradually work smaller. Also, they MUST be in place before you get your erection.

I hope this has been of some use to you. This site is also full of interesting information regarding cock rings. I recommend you take a look!

New e-mail address

2006-03-25T15:17:00.000-08:00

I have a new e-mail address for the Project. It was getting hard to work out what's cock and what's not. Anyway, the new home for all your lovely BCC mail is here. If you're already on the list, please change your address books accordingly!

Strangely enough, I'm no longer getting any mail asking me to 'enlarge my penis safely and naturally' - I'm getting 'encapsulate my penis safely and naturally' mail instead. Infinitely more entertaining...

Coming Thick and Fast

2006-03-25T03:45:00.000-08:00

Firstly, I have to say a hearty THANK YOU to the folks at B3TA for featuring me in their latest newsletter! To be a headline act is an honour, gentlemen :-)

Consequently, my inbox has been overrun with willing participants, so please be patient as I sift through them all. I WILL get back to you in due course, and indeed will get to your chap one way or another...

I have had heaps of positive comments, not to mention some very interesting reasons for participating. Maybe I should collate some of the best and stick them up here (anonymously, of course). Then you'll have the secret satisfaction of seeing your words on screen...

I have been monitoring the locations of volunteers and have hence been planning my route of attack. I will be in London next weekend (31/03-02/04), so if this is good for you then let me know. I think further trips to London may be in order, so if this isn't good for you, then don't worry, I'll be back! I am also thinking of visiting Leeds, Sheffield, Nottingham, Glasgow/Edinburgh (weekend Scot cock run) and maybe Wales depending on demographics. Those of you that live close to me, I'm gonna fit you in where I can, so don't sweat if it takes a while to get to you. You can't rush a good job ;-)

Also, I've had a few international offers which is utterly fabulous! I am going into my laboratory (aka the kitchen) this afternoon to do some weighing, measuring and instruction writing so those of you far away don't miss out :-) This will be an interesting experiment to see a) how long the alginate will last for (it has a short shelf life when in mould state so you'd have to be quick) and b) whether Customs and Excise would have anything to say. I guess we'll find out in due course...

I have also realised how hard it's going to be to write this blog without innuendo. Therefore, apologies if my writing causes you to have a Finbarr Saunders moment, and sorry if the jokes are tired and lame. Hopefully the same thing won't be said about you ;-)

The BCC Project: Introduction and Recruitment

2006-03-19T16:21:00.000-08:00

ATTENTION ALL MALES!!

Welcome to the home of the BCC Project (Beautifully Cast Cocks).

First, let me introduce myself: I am an artist currently studying at Salford University. My primary focus of study is sex and sexuality, which has so far led me down all matter of interesting routes. You can find out more by investigating the links in my profile.

As part of my final show I intend to display a collection of penis statuettes, cast from volunteers from all over the place and from all walks of life (think Cynthia Plastercaster for the common man). This is where you come in.

Here’s the plan: we will meet (either I will come to you, or you can come to me if you’re in the area) and I will take an impression of your penis, in as much of a state of excitement as you can muster. If you feel like you might need it, you are more than welcome to bring along anything that will aid your erection maintenance (although I draw the line at faeces, livestock, small children and grubby fucksocks). I will also provide assistance if necessary, but please note: THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX. This is consensual cocktouching only and should be viewed primarily as an artistic experiment.

Once the job is done I will take the mould home and make a stone cast of it, from which I will make a latex mould. I will send this mould to you, from which you will be able to make your own BCC from plaster of paris, stone powder, resin or anything that won't be to be too hot during pouring and setting. If you would like me to bring you some stone powder, let me know and I’ll give it to you on our rendezvous (along with full instructions).

Obviously, you’ll have to be in a possession of a reliable member that isn’t likely to a) deflate suddenly or b) erupt at the touch of a strange woman’s hand. You’ll also have to pre-trim your pubic hair as long pubes get easily tangled up in the paste, thus causing a faux-Brazilian effect. Believe me, it can sting.

If you’re confident that you’re up for the job, here’s the info I need:

~Name (first name and initial if you like)
~Age (no under-18s please)
~Location
~Country of origin (for demographic purposes)
~Any times/dates that are good for you to meet up (it won’t take long – the actual setting process takes minutes)
~Contact number
~E-mail
~Any interesting facts about yourself or your penis

I’m based in Manchester, UK so if you live a long way away I may have wait a while until a) I can get to you, b) you can get to me, or c) figure out a way to do this long distance.

I would also like to assure you that this will be undertaken with the utmost discretion – your identity will never be revealed to anyone, nor will I sell on your details to a gang of two-bit scammers. All correspondence will be marked accordingly to ensure ambiguity of subject.

Also, I’m sure that most of you are nothing but gentlemen, but if you see this purely as an opportunity to try anything funny then it won’t just be a cast I’ll be taking home, if you know what I mean. Just so we all know where we stand :-) Similarly, any inappropriate messages will be passed on to the cyber hyenas, who will mercilessly ridicule you in a myriad ways. And they won't stop until you're weeping for mercy. That is a promise AND a threat.

So, if you’ve got this far and are still up for it, send me your details and we’ll make some arrangements.

Please note: I cannot pay you for this, being a poor student and all that. But you will be recompensed with a fine mould for future statuettes (present for the missus, interesting garden gnomes, etc etc) and an interesting story to tell the grandkids.

I'll be updating this blog regularly to keep you informed of my progress. This could turn out to be very interesting, so stick around for joy!

Thanks for your time!

Click here to contact me

P.S. Ladies please note: your turn will come. I just have to perfect my labial technique ;-)