Monday, October 16, 2006

Yorkshire Puddings

This weekend has been a series of casting firsts. My first foray across the Pennines saw the first casting in a public place (well, the toilets of an Irish bar); my first pierced member; and not forgetting my first assistant-cum-fluffer...very useful! The results of these cherry-popping moments will be with you in due course :-)

So I'm back in the swing of things and getting through 'em like a whore on speed. Last night when I went to bed, every time I closed my eyes I could see stone scrotums. At some point in the future I know I'm going to end up dreaming about giant white phalluses chasing me down the street.