Monday, October 30, 2006


AGE: 31
ORIGIN: England
STATS: 7 cms

I used the papier mâché mould again to capture this member. While in a state of relaxation (apparently something to do with too much nipple tassle twirling the night before – don’t ask!), this is a neat job with an unusually-shaped base. Three of these flying across her wall would have cheered Hilda Ogden up immensely:


I saw this the other day and thought you might like it. It's an interview with Cynthia Plastercaster, legendary groupie and rock star penis immortaliser, and she raises some very valid points. It should also make you appreciate the fact that I'm using quick and harmless alginate and not slow and harsh plaster of paris. Enjoy!


AGE: 58
ORIGIN: England
STATS: tbc

Our oldest participant so far, this one has been though marriage, children, divorce and serious health issues (and probably a whole lot more), yet no signs of wear and tear!
This time I used a cut-down version of my previous papier mâché mould, which meant good support and less mess, plus the modification meant I had better access and could see where there were spots that needed covering with alginate. No problems with this one, although I think it was cast at a funny angle, hence its jaunty stance.
It may also interest you to know that the owner of this member writes novels about the Old West. The following pays homage to his talents:



(see 600052a for details)
STATS: tbc

The second attempt at 600052 came out perkier, but again the weight of the alginate was an issue, so this impeding this member’s full potential (I used the freeform method again). It’s good and sturdy though, with a mere hint of the head and still no sign of the Prince Albert. Again, this could be due to the presence of foreskin, but I have a feeling it broke off in the mould and so was lost forever. I think it was also cast at a funny angle, hence the strange shape of the whole piece. However, a pair of them would make excellent bookends:


AGE: 31
ORIGIN: England
STATS: tbc

While I don’t usually cast ‘n’ post multiples of the same member, I thought I’d post both results of this one because they were quite different. This also presented a number of firsts - the much-appreciated assistance of a fluffer (a.k.a. the volunteer’s girlfriend), plus the presence of a Prince Albert. Unfortunately the Prince Albert didn’t come out on this one, which is probably due to the foreskin hiding it. The volunteer complained about the weight of the alginate, which may go some way to explaining its rather flattened appearance (I used the freeform method here). I also think that the water I used was colder than it should have been, meaning that it took longer to set (the member was fully erect at the start), not to mention the possibility of cold water shock on the member.

Still, this is a nice example with good veining and foreskin visible. I also think it would make an excellent door knocker:


AGE: 26
ORIGIN: England
STATS: tbc

While the patrons of a certain Irish bar in Leeds were engrossed in watching Celtic’s thrashing of Dundee Utd (4-1, stats fans), strange things were afoot in the ladies’ toilets. Use of the freeform ‘slap it on’ method meant I captured the full extent of the low-slung testes. In and out within 20 minutes, this was an exercise in speed and stealth which came off well.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Yorkshire Puddings

This weekend has been a series of casting firsts. My first foray across the Pennines saw the first casting in a public place (well, the toilets of an Irish bar); my first pierced member; and not forgetting my first assistant-cum-fluffer...very useful! The results of these cherry-popping moments will be with you in due course :-)

So I'm back in the swing of things and getting through 'em like a whore on speed. Last night when I went to bed, every time I closed my eyes I could see stone scrotums. At some point in the future I know I'm going to end up dreaming about giant white phalluses chasing me down the street.


AGE: 39
ORIGIN: England
STATS: 12 cms

No problems with this one. Having discovered a better and sturdier brand of alginate, I dispensed with the papier mâché support and just slapped it on, which was messy but effective. Observe the excellent frenum detail!